He should remember to keep his coat on. That’s what killed William Henry Harrison
Let’s hope he gets a heat stroke, then a real stroke and then dies.
If he does, then we’ll be left with Vance. Then all we’ll have is a boring, run-of-the-mill asshole, rather than an entertaining (to make fun of) asshole.
It’ll be like his campaign speech where he just rambled on incoherently for a while, slow-danced by himself for a half-hour, then maybe ramble on a little more. That’s what makes it so “long.”
Don’t forget the sycophants that have to clap after every sentence.
You mean the paid-to-attend “audience?”
The Jan 6 promoters can bus in thousands of fellow felons.
On January 5, 2021, the day before the Washington, D.C., protest that led to the January 6 U.S. Capitol attack, Kirk wrote on Twitter that Turning Point Action and Students for Trump were sending more than 80 “buses of patriots to D.C. to fight for this president”.[36][37] A spokesman for Turning Point said that the groups ended up sending seven buses with 350 students.[36][38] In the lead-up to the storming, Kirk said he was “getting 500 emails a minute calling for a civil war”.[39] Publix heiress Julie Fancelli gave Kirk’s organizations $1.25 million to fund the buses to the January 6 event. Kirk also paid $60,000 for Kimberly Guilfoyle to speak at the rally.[40]
At least one of the promoters can’t lol
I mean they could set up a big AC vent to blow on him from off-stage, and get an awning over the stage.
Probably the only blow job he can get these days.
Bullshit. There’s probably plenty of people who would be happy to lick that little button mushroom. I’m sure Ted Cruz would do it.
Maybe put some concave mirrors in front of him, just to be sure he gets enough sunlight.
Trying to make his hair orange again using fire?



