• WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
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      2 months ago

      If he does, then we’ll be left with Vance. Then all we’ll have is a boring, run-of-the-mill asshole, rather than an entertaining (to make fun of) asshole.

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    2 months ago

    It’ll be like his campaign speech where he just rambled on incoherently for a while, slow-danced by himself for a half-hour, then maybe ramble on a little more. That’s what makes it so “long.”

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            2 months ago

            On January 5, 2021, the day before the Washington, D.C., protest that led to the January 6 U.S. Capitol attack, Kirk wrote on Twitter that Turning Point Action and Students for Trump were sending more than 80 “buses of patriots to D.C. to fight for this president”.[36][37] A spokesman for Turning Point said that the groups ended up sending seven buses with 350 students.[36][38] In the lead-up to the storming, Kirk said he was “getting 500 emails a minute calling for a civil war”.[39] Publix heiress Julie Fancelli gave Kirk’s organizations $1.25 million to fund the buses to the January 6 event. Kirk also paid $60,000 for Kimberly Guilfoyle to speak at the rally.[40]

            At least one of the promoters can’t lol

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    2 months ago

    I mean they could set up a big AC vent to blow on him from off-stage, and get an awning over the stage.

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    2 months ago

    Maybe put some concave mirrors in front of him, just to be sure he gets enough sunlight.