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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago

Last month - Mitch McConell, 84, was secretly found unconscious and given CPR.

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Last month - Mitch McConell, 84, was secretly found unconscious and given CPR.

InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • Rom [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Someone needs to destroy his phylactery

  • XiaCobolt [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Oh if they gave him CPR, he’s dead. Someone that age has a less than 1% chance of being alive 1 year after CPR and if they are alive, it’s doesn’t mean conscious or the same level of cognition.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      I wish the media had some moxie.

      “Senator McConnell! Senator McConnell! Is it true you have brain damage and can’t understand what I’m saying!” The senators linebacker-sized “aides” leap into action and push the reporter away.

      gurgle-gurgle-gurgle-drool

      “Are you able to make a sentence?” - yelling.

      “Y… Y… Y…”

  • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Rude of them.

  • DirtyPair [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    ?

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      What level of meta-humor are we on?

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