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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months ago

Hell yea, more chain email copypastas turned into movies ala God's Not Dead

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Hell yea, more chain email copypastas turned into movies ala God's Not Dead

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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months ago
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LINK https://xcancel.com/TatianaSiegel27/status/2070149499670929728#m

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    See, the cloud is a sentient evil physical creature

    Created by Doctor Frictor Wankenstein for the US government out of the most evil, yet affordable DNA available

    Of course, such a terrible thing cannot be controlled and it breaks loose the same weekend as the Tri-State High School Teen Rally for High School Teens

    The teens have to work together to discover the cloud’s weakness and kill it before they all suffer…

    DEATH BY CLOUD

    • ShareThatBread [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      I think Jordan Peele has done this already.

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        Nope :kelly:

    • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Does it turn people inside out?

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        4 months ago

        Acid rain, lightning strikes, hail the size of Buicks, hurricane-force winds

        The finale has one of the teens use a stolen army helicopter to fly into the cloud and shoot it to death

        I’m very proud of the fact that I came up with the line, “Of course, a helicopter! Helicopters fly in an entirely different way than planes!”

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      SPOILERS WHAT ABOUT EVERYONE WAITING FOR THE MOVIE BECAUSE THEY CAN’T STAND THE BOOK

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