I only applied to fulfill a cruel Republican mandated bureaucratic legal obligation so I can get paid unemployment! I don’t want your job, i have a job! Why am I getting calls for “business consultant” when my resume is literally “i worked retail and stumbled my way up to chef” I APPLIED BECAUSE I THOUGHT THEY WOULDN’T CALL 
They’re probably scams or something anyway, that’s what my partner said, but idk. Part of me wants to do the business consulting thing because idk, I give good advice, people could def consult with me for valuable decisions
Business consulting isn’t necessarily because they need help making good decisions. You are more likely to be the excuse they’ll use to justify unpopular choices in the name of profit.
I can tell them whatever they want if they pay me enough i guess
Recreating McKinsey from first principles