[10-year old article about sex robots being more popular than human sex within 10 years.]
I just glued a dildo to my Roomba. It’s happening today!
You’re late a day
Pics, or it didn’t happen!
fucking machines go brrrrr
Right? We’ve been doing it with robots for twenty years at least. Do your research, grandpa!
Why do they go for the “I, Robot” look for the robots? I wouldn’t be able to keep going. I’d be waiting for my sexbot to turn around and give me the flat “No.”
PSA: “Expert futurologist” isn’t really a thing.
Guesser guy!
Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to make you cum. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cause I don’t.
Robot definitely looks like he’s channeling Marvin here.
Those kind of “aged like milk” news are a great sort of memento mori reminding us that we should always be skeptical of tech news articles making speculative claims
This lesson would hit home more if the publication was at least a little bit credible in general … there’s more truth in a The Onion article than in the Sun.
Yeah, but it’s in the scum so it’s unlikely to be true
I mean, if you consider my syncable bluetooth toys a robot, they are not wrong lol
That poor robot, its right arm is completely separated from its torso :(
just another empty promise
clanker