“Far left”. They have no idea.
Their heads would explode if they only knew how far left you can go
I’m pretty sure their heads would fall off neatly into a basket if they really found out how far left one can go.
I wouldn’t call it neatly, there would be quite a mess but it would be quick.
no no, the mess is on the other side. it happens fast enough that not much mess gets on the head side. i assume.
oh no, they did the same to mamdani and he lost the election. everyone hates him now.
Don’t threaten us with a good time, Fox News.
“far-left policies” and it’s just basic humanitarian ideals
Been getting a lot of mileage out of this lately:

I thought you had to pay for ads on fox news
Fox news will always air segments that demonize the democratic nominee
Well if demonizing is saying “this person wants to give you $100 and a hand job”, you are doing a terrible job making me think they’re a demon.
But to fox news viewers that’s literally the devil. How dare you entice me with a good time you evil demons



