Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agoOhio journalist arrested, colleague believes because he texted Shrek genitals to state senatorwegotthiscovered.comexternal-linkmessage-square36linkfedilinkarrow-up1106arrow-down10
arrow-up1106arrow-down1external-linkOhio journalist arrested, colleague believes because he texted Shrek genitals to state senatorwegotthiscovered.comYuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square36linkfedilink
minus-squareCliffordBigRedDog [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·3 months agoHow do you think little shreks are made
minus-squareLe_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·3 months agoone of the onion layers falls off and grows into a new ogre
minus-squarechgxvjh [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-23 months agoIt’s an infectious disease. That’s why kissing Fiona turned her into a Shrek too.
minus-square30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·3 months agoMitogresis
minus-squaremicrofiche [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·3 months agowell you see, when two shreks love eachother very much
minus-squareBeaver [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agoI assumed via bulb multiplication, much like an onion
How do you think little shreks are made
From having shrex
one of the onion layers falls off and grows into a new ogre
It’s an infectious disease. That’s why kissing Fiona turned her into a Shrek too.
Mitosis?
Mitogresis
well you see, when two shreks love eachother very much
I assumed via bulb multiplication, much like an onion