i’ll go first: our 17th prime minister one day vanished while swimming in the ocean and not only did none of his friends give a fuck, they started slapfighting immediately for who’s gonna be his successor. no joke they didn’t even let his body turn cold before the arguments began it was all so fucking funny.
As a burgerlander, I have some dibs on Britain.
Not making the English Republic permanent. Restoring the monarchy set off a change of events and oh look at that, the great satan is born.