More flailing.

Nothing he says is serious, except when it is, the usual distinguisher is if he personally benefits.

I thought Canada was going to be the 51st state. Venezuela needs to wait its turn. It’s Canada, 51, Greenland, 52, and then Venezuela.

Does anyone know what happened to the previous leader of Venezuela? I feel like we totally lost track of the plot for that one.

Donnie, you’re out of your element.

This motherfucker can consider annexing the entire world but no one’s going to let him do it. We already saw him blow his load on Iran and they’re doing just fine resisting him.

He should seriously consider going back in time and taking his dick out of children.

Fat pedo can’t stay awake for televised meetings, he can say whatever he wants it doesn’t mean shit. So far he has only succeeded at making gas cost $5 a gallon. It would be funny if it wasn’t hurting poor people so much.