Trump hasn’t thought through the endgame of shitting himself in public yet so what makes you think he’d care about what happens to Iran?

• becomes martyr at the hands of people he’s said were “the devil” for decades proving his point.
• Inspires supporters to fight against the existential threat the enemy has proven themselves to be.

It seems a very stupid thing for US-Israel to give them all the ammunition in their internal propaganda war.

Stroked many a roo, wallaby and other macropods and they’re not soft everywhere. More interesting is that there’s no real give to their softness. They’re solid muscle below the skin so you don’t really want to poke them too hard. Does depend on the species too though - I ain’t touching a red. A quokka and bettong are quite pliable and have that give when you stroke them, like a cat.

Domestic cat that is. When I stroked a cheetah it was all muscle and smooth but not soft, more like a deer

Like an eagle ray

Does he know Norway isn’t the one who decides about Nobel Prizes though? It’s like blaming the US government for the opinion pages in the New York Times

The man is a fool

Which is exactly what everyone, at least those without orange mouths, has been saying would happen.

Trump does realise Norway and Denmark are different counties yeah? And that Greenland is an autonomous region of Denmark?

Actually don’t answer that, we already know he’s a very stupid person.

It’s a shame that measles generally affects the innocent children of anti-vaxxers. And they just put it down to “God’s plan” rather than actually blaming themselves. It’s the parents that need taking out. One of the benefits of COVID was that kids weren’t affected too bad but it would kill anti-vaxxers and idiots.

Sadly I remember all the other times the regime was “in its final weeks”.

It’s like that shop that has signs all over the windows saying “Closing Down Sale” that never seems to end.

He’s the kind of popsicle who would be a willing participant in the Principality of Zeon

The whole “let’s cower away in the face of international competition” is an interesting tactic. How many times has that worked in practice, oh shock, never.