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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 27 days ago

Social Media was a mistake

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 27 days ago
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  • GraniteM@lemmy.world
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    27 days ago

    If you’re doing bendy sex positions and your partner farts and you can’t both have a laugh about it and continue with the bendy sex then your relationship needs an upgrade.

    • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      But if the fart smells like 10,000 rotten eggs from the swamps of dagobah and the stench persists for hours and will not go away then I think the mood is ruined.

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        27 days ago

        Let’s take a little recess and circle back.

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          Sorry but I would completely lose attraction to the Dagobah farter. Not gonna circle back.

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            27 days ago

            Sorry that human bodies are gross lmao

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            I would prematurely ejaculate as soon as the smell hit my nose.

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              26 days ago

              Mister Stoker sir ?!

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