Is that a pane of transparent one-way mirror glass?

So there was no on-ramp there but AppleMaps decided there was?

Therefore hard liquor, being quiet, is perfectly acceptable in libraries 😄

Aubrey is pregnant right now. Let’s see a biopic of a pregnant hitwoman.

Nice.

Yeah, if that had been hail, birb would be lookin’ the OPPOSITE of royal majesty. He’d be a slaughtered skull fracture.

Weed —> iambic pentameter

At this rate, current & future generations are doomed.

Ah yes, offsetting buns to spare us all from the ubiquitously relatable annoyance of being unable to see all the sandwich layers because we’re in a cramped storefront or train station depot. Also fuck you too.

My husband was a champ. He worked full-time and also stayed up at night manually pumping my breast milk while I was sleeping, and he’d wake up with th baby & fed the baby & changed diapers & he cooked meals too! The only thing he didn’t do is clean and that’s okay cuz I loved cleaning.

Sarcastically how did we ever survive before doordash? People had to actually leave their homes and go to the store themselves? I’m seriously curious how many housebound bed-ridden people were suffering before doordash existed. Or did the existence of doordash create a whole new population of people too lazy to run their own damn errands?

Aw you know the CIA’s silicone skin suits are a lot more realistic than that!

The McDonald’s DoorDash delivery was quite enjoyable despite the angry mobs surrounding his high security oval office.

They’d be perfect for the job if they actually wanted to work. But they probably don’t want to work. They want to continue sitting at home in their underwear playing video games. They may have the skills, but not the work ethic.

I’m convinced that people with excessive levels of wealth have fewer brain synapses than the rest of us living real lives of constant work & negotiating & constantly coming up with creative survival strategies.

HA?

Maybe it’s finally time we start kink-shaming some people.

I’ve got “mark read on scroll” enabled as well as “hide read posts”.

Same. Those features have never worked for me either. Equally effective as pushing the crosswalk button at a traffic intersection, or pushing the “close door” button inside an elevator. Useless. Best I can do on Lemmy is click the “refresh button” sometimes or come back a few days later to get a fresh feed.

So, over the course of a year I get 30 minutes that aren’t ads?

Yesterday at work (where plenty of our employees are definitely not paid enough to live) I noticed a worker designated to go around checking & replacing & updating all the fire extinguishers 😬