He was pretending to have a bonding conversation with his dad over twiter and fucked up the alt account? This shot is do sad. Imagine being the richest person on the planet and still being this insecure and cringe.
UlyssesT would have gotten a good chortle out of this
I believe UlyssesT haunts us with his divine presence :timmy-pray: :hexbear-specter:
💯x🔟^6️⃣Hi, Elon, Happy Birthday! It’s your mum and dad. We are so proud of you! You are such a successful boy, an a good human being. Your dad and I met like normal people, working jobs to earn money, then we connected romantically, and bred you into existence just like regular couples do. When you were born, we were so happy, and we loved you when you were growing up. Your mum and I saw the potential in you as a child, but never in a trillion years would your dad and I expect you to surpass our expectations so much, that you would grow up to become the greatest human in history. What are the odds, that four regular human grandparents could create two regular human parents that in turn created the Promised One that will change the course of human destiny? Anyway, Love you XXOO,
signed, My Mother
