Based on a true story.
[Alt-text]A brain asks a woman in bed, “Hey you goin’ to sleep?”. The woman responds, “Yes, now shut up”. The brain says, “The internet is speculating that Trump died.” The woman has a dead eye stare and is not going to sleep in a timely fashion.
What’s the story behind this?
He hasn’t made any public appearance in a few days and cancelled some this weekend iirc
It’s probably nothing but damn wouldn’t it be funny
funnyfucking gloriousHow’s his social media presence? He’s usually pretty prolific, no?
He was seen today unfortunately so
Dangit
The rumor mill is running late into the night on BlueSky and apparently Twitter. I haven’t seen anything compelling. But I’m still awake so…