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Never give yourself a nickname. It cannot look cool. If he completely succeeded, this manifesto would still hurt his cause. Luigi didn’t call himself Saint Luigi so it sticks instead of coming off as narcissistic.
The ruling interests want you labeled, filed, and indexed from the moment you’re born. They give you a name for their ledgers, their police files, and their tax rolls. But when you name yourself, you’re engaging in a revolutionary act of self-definition!
Why should the bureaucratic apparatus have a monopoly on your identity? By seizing the “means of nomenclature,” you’re asserting your own sovereignty against the crushing weight of institutional tradition. It’s a grassroots rejection of the pre-packaged persona. You’re saying: “I am not your data point!” It’s the ultimate democratic gesture—defining yourself on your own terms!
You can give yourself a legal name and a nom de guerre, but not a nickname unless it’s ironic or adopting a professional one that already exists. Every doctor and paramedic can call themselves Doc and that’s acceptable.
God I wish I could tell the story of my fight name at my MMA gym and how it got turned on its head. I got dropped by a liver shot, people laughed, and the coach changed my name to be embarrassing.
The nickname itself is still cool to people who weren’t there and the story of it getting ruined still makes people I find attractive laugh.
Never give yourself a nickname. It cannot look cool. If he completely succeeded, this manifesto would still hurt his cause. Luigi didn’t call himself Saint Luigi so it sticks instead of coming off as narcissistic.
-Dr. Happybadger
The ruling interests want you labeled, filed, and indexed from the moment you’re born. They give you a name for their ledgers, their police files, and their tax rolls. But when you name yourself, you’re engaging in a revolutionary act of self-definition!
Why should the bureaucratic apparatus have a monopoly on your identity? By seizing the “means of nomenclature,” you’re asserting your own sovereignty against the crushing weight of institutional tradition. It’s a grassroots rejection of the pre-packaged persona. You’re saying: “I am not your data point!” It’s the ultimate democratic gesture—defining yourself on your own terms!
-D. Forest Gump
Lowkey how it actually feels being trans and giving urself ur own name
-Her Grace and Majesty, OffSeasonPrincess
You can give yourself a legal name and a nom de guerre, but not a nickname unless it’s ironic or adopting a professional one that already exists. Every doctor and paramedic can call themselves Doc and that’s acceptable.
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-greg
“My name… is Neo.”
God I wish I could tell the story of my fight name at my MMA gym and how it got turned on its head. I got dropped by a liver shot, people laughed, and the coach changed my name to be embarrassing.
The nickname itself is still cool to people who weren’t there and the story of it getting ruined still makes people I find attractive laugh.
Any MMA fan knows about The Crying Vomiter.