The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Curated Tumblr@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month agoWhat would you do with a second chance?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square177linkfedilinkarrow-up1778arrow-down115
arrow-up1763arrow-down1imageWhat would you do with a second chance?lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Curated Tumblr@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square177linkfedilink
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27arrow-down3·1 month agoGrab boobs while i’m still young enough for it to be cute
minus-squareapplebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agothose are your moms boobs… would you even want to?
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agolisten homie we all have our issues we’re working through
minus-squareDigit@lemmy.wtflinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month ago… That… I had not considered. That would be very weird. … I’m starting to understand the compulsion to eat a nickel. … I was breast fed. I appreciate that. Do I want to relive that with all my skills and knowledge from adulthood intact…? O_O The horror.
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoI was given condensed milk instead, so…
minus-squaredoingthestuff@lemy.lollinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoYeah I’m going to appreciate breastfeeding in a whole different way.
minus-squaredoingthestuff@lemy.lollinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoNobody said anything about time travel
Grab boobs while i’m still young enough for it to be cute
those are your moms boobs… would you even want to?
listen homie we all have our issues we’re working through
… That… I had not considered. That would be very weird. … I’m starting to understand the compulsion to eat a nickel.
… I was breast fed. I appreciate that. Do I want to relive that with all my skills and knowledge from adulthood intact…? O_O The horror.
I was given condensed milk instead, so…
Yeah I’m going to appreciate breastfeeding in a whole different way.
Bro that’s your mom…
Nobody said anything about time travel