Now it will be info wars, War for info, rather war against info.
Alex Jones said The Onion’s plans to turn the outlet into a satirical site amounted to ’stealing my identity‘

I fucking hate pedro pascal and i dont even know why
Type of guy to wake up everyone in the house to announce they are going to bed
c/rare_insults?
I wish it wasn’t rare because this guy is everywhere and i am tired of him. Gives me bad vibes and always did. Probably going to be some damning allegations on him in the future and I’d put my money on that
I doubt that as he was researched by gossip factories for a very long time by now. If anything, his initial career wasn’t any prominent for a very long time before he was noticed by big players. That period of prolonged irrelvance, I think, is what may help him to stay humble and overcome the usual corruption by money and fame many stars succumb to.
But yeah, as this one rare guy in Hollywood who is both good and not anyhow problematic, he is like the IKEA of interior design, to the point I can’t help but to feel blind to each individual performance of his, bored even, for they all inescapably blend together. It takes time to let his previous persona to wither off before I can really see him in another role. With him acting in so much productions in parallel, it’s hard.
I feel this way about pretty much every celeb tbh.
totally irrational. PP is hella based: progressive, socialist, agnostic, ally, woke, humanitarian, etc. you may not like his acting but by all appearances he’s a pretty well-rounded wholesome human being, so far as successful professionals within our economic paradigm come.
This is the take.
And you base this on absolutely nothing other than your personal dislike of the man, what a lovely person you sound like.
I’ll be back here in a few years to tell you “i told you so”
You are accusing somebody of some pretty horrendous crimes with absolutely no evidence simply because you personally have randomly decided you don’t like them.
Yes and I’ll be back to tell you i told you so. Dude is an obvious creep
I’d bet you real money on this lol
How terribly Trump of you
Wut
Pedro Pascal has been targeted for a while because he supports his trans sibling
Lmao, he should keep seething

Awesome
This seems too good to be true
Clearly, the best part!
The headline is a bit misleading when they’ve said they plan to relaunch it within a few weeks. For now, the site is still all Alex Jones.
I bet there will be plenty of Infowars regulars who won’t even know it’s all satire…
*Will be relaunching the website after the court hearing.
Doesn’t MS own the onion?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion
The Onion is an American digital media company and newspaper organization that publishes satirical articles on international, national, and local news. The company is currently based in Chicago, but originated as a weekly print publication on August 29, 1988, in Madison, Wisconsin.[1][3] The Onion began publishing online in early 1996. In 2007, they began publishing satirical news audio and video online as the Onion News Network. In 2013, The Onion stopped publishing its print edition and launched Onion Labs, an advertising agency.[4][5] The Onion was then acquired three times, first by Univision in 2016, which later merged The Onion and its several other publications into those of Gizmodo Media Group.[6] This unit was sold in 2019 to Great Hill Partners, forming a new company named G/O Media.[7] Then, in April 2024, G/O Media sold The Onion to Global Tetrahedron, a firm newly created by former Twilio CEO Jeff Lawson, which revived the print edition in August that year.[8][9]
No Wikipedia entry for either Jeff Larson or “Global Tetrahedron”. Twilio does have one though: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twilio
Twilio Inc. is an American cloud communications company based in San Francisco, California, which provides programmable communication tools for making and receiving phone calls, sending and receiving text messages, and performing other communication functions using its web service APIs.
\shrug
Doesn’t look Microslop related at that level, at least.








