Thank god for global warming fixing this! We’ll achieve normalcy soon enough
Too bad nuclear winter will cancel it out.
“Just like daddy pits in his dwink every morning… and then he gets mad.”
Thus solving the problem once and for all
……but what about….
That would raise the sea level almost as fast, and probably more than if the polar ice caps just melted on their own. Also didn’t it come from a comet? Last I checked comet ice isn’t the cleanest ice, it’s full of fun stuff like ammonia, cyanide, and formaldehyde.
Killjoy
Buzzkill
Buzzkill
also this map aint 500 years old. That sure looks like north america to me
They don’t want you to know about the lost expedition of 1524. This map is the only surviving evidence of when the famous explorer from Genoa The Barone Giusseppe Palloncino took his high altitude hot air balloon over the entire northern hemisphere.
Okay, okay, alright, somebody, someone somewhere…
You have to tell me, how the fuck do they make money from being intentionally stupid?
How the fuck?
There’s no way they’re doing this by accident.
There’s no way they’re actually this stupid.
There has to be an angle.
What the fuck is the angle?
How the fuck are they funding their lives by saying shit like this?
Garbage in, garbage out
what’s the angle
They want to make people suspicious of those who tell them that this year is the hottest since we started keeping records, and that is a big fucking problem that will probably cost us every low lying country and every coastal city and every beach
In Kim Stanley Robinson’s near future sci-fi people dredge up the old beaches to build new beaches
Selling “secret knowledge” to stupid people has always been a profitable grift
Combination of targeted oil money bribery + whipping up tribalism, some explicitly sell their souls while others tie their self-worth to a lie
The angle is having an ingroup. Build a community around absolutely anything and people will come, just so they can belong. Flat earth is just one of these. Flerfers are funny because it’s so absurd, but the same psychology is at play for e.g. the manosphere, local sports teams and anything else if you look hard enough.
And they pay the bills via advertising. Another win for capitalism. Yay.
Oh yes, Eastern Brazil was a rusty red plain in the early colonial era
That Terra Australis going wild in there, or is it the flat earth walls?
We all know map making was far superior 500 years ago. Those satellites only messed things up.
I honestly thought this was a picture of a dirty dinner plate.
Man, I cant believe someone left the Antarctic freezer on for 500 years.
It also doesn’t melt! They just add it to the ice wall around the ‘known world’ or make ice cream from it
I know it’s a shitpost but my mind immediately goes to Pieter Bruegel the Elder.
Finally! A map that disproves New Zealand.
My brother in Amerigo Vespucci, there are maps from 500 years ago that show sea serpents on them. Are those real, too?
Some of them are realish, renditions of actual sea creatures by second hand descriptions of them
Most of them are just decorations
They all froze to death from all the snow of course. Geez do you even conspiracy theory bro?
I see four white rectangles there. If that’s not proof of snow, then I don’t know what to tell you.
If you’re so smart Mr. Smarty Pants then tell me this: Who invented snow, then? If you say Thomas Jefferson, then you’re wrong, he invented traffic lights, doofus.
There is a map showing a very detailed coastline of Antarctica including mountains and rivers from hundreds of years ago that describes it as a place that is very hot and full of snakes. The original map-maker said he had combined maps from multiple sources to create that map. You could argue that the description was false and intended to keep people away, but how did they see the coastline? It is at the very least evidence that Antarctica was not covered in ice at some point during not so distant human existence.
If you’re talking piri reis the “iceless antarctica” map theory got debunked years ago. It’s south america with period inaccuracies.
No it’s not. It’s not like people haven’t mapped, measured, and studied the ice for generations. If it had been like that any time in human history, there would be able evidence.
The Late Cenozoic Ice Age has seen extensive ice sheets in Antarctica for the last 34 million years.
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