• AngryDeuce@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    “I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE, TO DONALD TRUMP, THE GREATEST PRESIDENT OF AMERICA…”

    Yeah, I learned how to handle the frakkin toasters 20 years ago. Bring it.

  • Eternal192@anarchist.nexus
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    3 months ago

    Since she’s too old and ol’ Donny ain’t interested in someone so old she can use those robots to get properly fucked for the first time in years.

  • Snapz@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Melanie has wanted a lot of terrible things - most relevant to the burning world surrounding you and I, she wanted to marry trump and grow another of his mouth breathing society cancers.

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    3 months ago

    Soulless, emotionless ghoul wants soulless, emotionless ghoul to indoctrinate your children into soulless, emotionless ghouldom.

    But, bright side, we could hack them and sneak in our radical leftist ideology. Multiplication tables? More like why you want to change genders and become a vegan!!!