I wonder who’d win, a pissed off bear or a pissed off lion?

So … like an Amazon delivery?

Because Elon wants to ultimately combine Optimus robots with Grok loli skins/AI programmed exactly how he wants it, so he can finally have someone who loves him for who he is, and not his money.

That robot has a long arm!

They have to get work with ICE and traffick kidnapped minors for Donny for a few months first.

Since you don’t need them now, can I have the sandwiches you prepared for tonight’s antifa fundraiser?

Wait until you find out what they’re doing to you through your toilet seat!

But how many opportunities to quit do you get in life? Might as well go out with some style. Uh … that is 3-ply, isn’t it?

Somebody tell him Obama could hold his breath for 7 minutes …

Yet the FBI don’t surveil Musk. I mean, even before Patel rendered it the Homer Simpson of alphabet agencies.

Uhh … that, uh … that thing I’m supposed to do. Um …

" … and in the morning, I’m making waffles!"

Gurn at the boss, then leave people questioning whether you just sharted?

POWER MOVE!!!

And remember, it’s selfish to not have kids.

I don’t give the slightest fuck what Melania Trump wants.

I tried some Paul Newman’s Ranch once, never having had ranch before. It was bloody awful!

Ran outta juice, huh? Have you tried … not being flaccid?

They were trying to send a message through him, but something in human brains is incompatible with their communication method.

Has OP considered wearing one of those humourous BBQ aprons with boobs on them?