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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Top US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before

www.theguardian.com

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Top US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before

www.theguardian.com

return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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‘Teleporting is no fun,’ Gregg Phillips, picked to lead Fema’s office of response and recovery, has said on a podcast
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  • voidsignal@lemmy.world
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    How can you pack so many high level idiots in a single country? truly a feat.

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      It’s easy when you kick out all the smart ones, or render their fields of study obsolete by ceasing to pay for their research, forcing them overseas.

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    Yes, Gregg, we all know what blacking out is like.

    I know some people that can help you with this.

    https://smartrecovery.org/

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    I was with my boys one time, and I was telling them I was gonna go to Waffle House and get Waffle House. And I ended up at a Waffle House

    this was in Georgia

    Being in Georgia, I mean.

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