Jesus Christ, why?
What a terrible day to have eyes.
The forbidden ramen.
This is also how I feed the birds. I am banned from the park.
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey!
This is how I got rid of mine but it was thanks to mice, not birds in my case. I felt like Cinderella!
the one time I’m glad my internet is slow enough to read comments before any picture loads
Just in case you did bail before it loaded, it is a painting, not a photo, and it is unhinged but not gross. Per se.
This is the most ominous usage of per se I have ever seen.
Nature is so beautiful.
Grant us eyes
I didn’t know tapeworms came out
They’re named after the tape measure and if those birds let go its the coming back in you’ve got to worry about.
I really regret commenting on this post
A reply in your inbox is just like a tapewormmeasure, it keeps you coming back to the post.
Older people around here tell stories of homemade treatments where the person would be fasting for hours while sat on a chair with a hole, with a bucket of milk or white wine. According to them, this would make the tapeworm get out (very slowly) into the bucket.
On the one hand, perhaps this is my own fault for browsing all while eating spaghetti. On the other hand, what were the odds.
How nice of those seagulls
Go fly a kite
May you please mark as sensitive content? maybe with a NSFL warning?
What’s the opposite of “not all heros wear capes”? Cus that’s what you are.
You’re like the villain no one deserved or something.
