Hamsters are specialty pets which require specialty care and knowledge and I wish to God that more people understood this.

Anyone have a non-paywalled version?

“Sell their houses to who, Ben? Fucking Aquaman?”

To paraphrase a saying from memory, it is better to have 100 people doing zero petroleum imperfectly than 10 people doing it perfectly.

At this point, my best guess is he was trying to get additional ins with other depraved and influential rich folks from predominantly Muslim states, like certain Saudi royalty. Get them to the island, cater to them with fancy accommodations for everything they might ask for.

“Your owner was able to buy a new bag, but unfortunately, by then the store had sold out of your favorite brand… Listen, I understand this is hard to hear…”

“I have some difficult news for you. You may want to sit down. … sit.”

In making these comments, Trump put forth the bullish view that Iran-war damage wasn’t as bad as it could’ve been. And it seems to have worked on Tuesday, with major US indexes extending gains into regular trading.

Fuck’s sake.

God, I hate this man so much. Thank you for taking the time to write this up.

ty, but jfc he’s a racist

I can’t stand listening to this man speak for an hour, do you mind quoting or paraphrasing what he said?

On the one hand, perhaps this is my own fault for browsing all while eating spaghetti. On the other hand, what were the odds.

Democrats in Congress have been pushing for sweeping reforms to ICE operations, including requiring judicial warrants for home entries by federal agents, body camera mandates and bans on masks worn by officers during raids.

including requiring judicial warrants for home entries by federal agents

Hang on, this is absolutely already required by the law though. This is the most basic of Fourth Amendment things. This is not a reform to change existing policies, this is already the law, and they are just breaking it.

Took me actual days to get this one.