• saltesc@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I rock climb and the creativeness I’ve learned with climbing tape…

    Me: “How can I stop the blood and keep going?”

    Brain: “Uhhh. You should probably use proper first aid-”

    Me: “Shutup, Brain! We just got here. Help me out.”

    Brain: “Well get the dirty tape, wrap it around, split this with your teeth, wrap that around… Yeah, go again because the blood will keep pissing out, there’s no sponge.”

    Me: “Hell yeah, Brain!”

    Brain: “So between the dirty old tape, your teeth as scissors, the chalk, sweat, and rock face. You realise this is going to be infected?”

    Me: “Shutup, Brain!”

    three hours layteur…

    Me: “My finger is sore, fat, and itchy…”