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Cake day: July 1st, 2023

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  • The $25 burger is shit.

    Burgers, in general, are shit.

    What makes them good is the bang for buck. The concept is in their design. Some good shit between buns, allowing it to be consumed faster than a traditionally segmented dish. If you have time, wallet, and dignity, you take the dish. If not, you just get the chef to shove it between buns and serve it up.

    If a burger is not doing those things, it is not a burger. It is a shit burger. Arguably it’s so shit, it’s an expensive burger-themed dish.

    I don’t hate or love burgers. I’m just a realist.



  • saltesc@lemmy.worldtoFunny@sh.itjust.worksSpicy is fine...
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    2 months ago

    Sex stuff shouldn’t be spicy anyway. At no point during sex is anything synonymous with chemical reactions causing nerve endings to experience a searing burn sensation.

    I mean, there could be, but that’s probably an indicator to get your bits and pieces checked by a doctor.