https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/25/army-max-enlistment-marijuana-restrictions
After missing its recruitment target by 25% in 2022, the US army has changed its approach to attracting more people into the forces, including targeting more gen Z applicants.
However, the average age of recruits has been increasing, with analysts at the Rand Corp in 2023 recommending an increase in the maximum enlisted age as older recruits are “of higher quality, more focused, and more motivated, as well as being ready to ship to basic training more quickly”.


What if instead of Penal Battalions they were Penile Battalions and they were… still just for the fellas I guess
I love how called out the guy on the far left looks.
I mean, he is wearing the gay little sailor hat
Men will be split between Penile Battalions and Anal Battalions.
The smegma crazies and the gayboy bezerkers