Comedian and avid Tolkien fan to write the Lord of the Rings: Shadow of the Past, a new Peter Jackson-produced film based on unadapted chapters of The Fellowship of the Ring
He can list all the names of Aragorn, Elessar, called Elfstone! Call me when he’s talking about the recurring themes of ‘The Machine’ which destroys all beauty and life for power and profit
all i’m saying is, there are plenty of actual tolkien scholars so why not listen to them instead of this fuckwit celebrity famous for pretending to be even more right wing than he is?
He can list all the names of Aragorn, Elessar, called Elfstone! Call me when he’s talking about the recurring themes of ‘The Machine’ which destroys all beauty and life for power and profit
ah, but does he know about trotter and ingold?
Meh he doesn’t even know about Glupael Shittus
all i’m saying is, there are plenty of actual tolkien scholars so why not listen to them instead of this fuckwit celebrity famous for pretending to be even more right wing than he is?
If someone who actually succesfully wrote fantasy before tried this it would still be graverobbing. This is gonna be pathetic.
ohhh. yeah. maybe they did ask some tolkien scholars and they said “please let me die already”