• Apytele@sh.itjust.works
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      5 months ago

      Fun fact: if you have a vagina you can do a maneuver called “vaginal splinting!” If you’re constipated you can just stick a finger up your vagina (I find using my thumb to be the easiest), and you press on the back wall. You can literally just squeeze the shit out like it’s a tube of toothpaste!

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        5 months ago

        what the fuck that’s sick

        the gender neutral vereion of this must be using chopsticks to pull poop out of your own butt