Everything needs to be online these days - you used to be able to hire a person, kiss them however you wanted to kiss your SO, & they would deliver that kiss exactly alike to your SO.
It’s this a thing? Hmmm.
Either that or my local past office really really likes me.
In a town in which I used to live, the post office is now a gynecologist’s office. However, because history features heavily in that town’s history, historic buildings are heavily preserved there, so the medical facility still appears, at least externally, to be a post office.
A friend of mine claims that he once went there and asked to “put something in a slot,” only to be rudely turned away. Given the phrasing, I’m pretty sure he was joking.
Big Bang Theory should get a cut of this, looks almost like the one Howard made
Remember to wash it regularly after “kissing”
