he was fired months ago. 100% he planned this and was saying the most extreme shit he could think of knowing he was gonna get donations out of it. he was probably giddy thinking about all the money he was about to rake in since he hasnt collected a paycheck in half a year

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    I used to be a gay Satan worshipping Christ Puncher, but now I have the seen the Light and the Love of God.

    And for the low, low price of $50 a month, you can make sure I stay this way

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      oh lord, my patreon subscribers. they’re dwindling. i feel the power of satan coursing through me. save me lord. send this patreon link to five of your closest friends and family members. let them know this is a biblical emergency. lord save me, lord give them the courage to be generous enough to sign up for the disciple tier for 9.99 a month instead of the basic follower tier for 5