• Aeao@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Bro I live In Texas. I just saw this in all.

    Everything, and I mean everything, is bigger in Texas

    Except budget, taxes, healthcare, eduction, over all happiness, morals or freedom

    But we’re number one in having an Alamo.

    To be clear this is satire.

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        2 months ago

        I felt I had to add that because we live in the crazy timeline

        Edit: I couldn’t help but notice you didn’t mention YOUR Alamo? We had a whole ass Alamo and you didn’t.

        Satire

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      2 months ago

      Excuse me while I take a break to drink my large soda from Whataburger.

      It’s gonna be a while.