• thefunkycomitatus [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    12 days ago

    >it is 1807 and the enemy just sank the USS Chesapeake, the US decides to enter the war
    >it is 1898 and the enemy just sank the USS Maine, the US decides to enter the war
    >it is 1915 and the enemy just sank the USS Lusitania, the US decides to enter the war
    >It is 1941 and the enemy just sank the USS Oklahoma, the US decides to enter the war
    >it is 1964 and the enemy just attacked the USS Maddox (allegedly), the US decides to enter the war
    >it is 2026 and the enemy just sank the USS Missouri, the US decides to enter the war

    I have had it with these boat wars.