This is funny as a meme but don’t give anyone any drugs they don’t know they’re taking, not even weed. You don’t know what they’re already taking (or abstaining from) just to be “normal,” and you don’t know their genetics.
Now, if you’re already a buncha potheads, planning this together, and having one brave person “admit” to HR that he “accidentally” brought the wrong batch of brownies his wife had made for her Baked Bridge party instead of the straight ones he had baked, could give the whole team a reprieve as well as a hilarious workday
Why would anyone need to admit anything to HR? That’s the sort of shit that whoever did it goes to the grave with!
Additionally, this is a felony offense, at least in America, if they find out you did it intentionally
Baked Bridge
bridge is already incomprehensible to me, adding pot might actually be interesting
As the other comment says, why would anyone tell HR anything? They work for the company. You’re literally a resource that they’re managing for the company. As with all legal issues, shut the fuck up. You don’t admit to anything, legal or otherwise. If they want information they can get it themselves.
Let me take this meme seriously and make a comment no one needs to read
We must be reminded to not commit felonies because we saw it in a meme
How much of the least harmful substance do you need to give someone to fail a drugs test?
Like some poppy seeds on some bread? Actually harmless levels.
Opiates are out of your system relatively quickly. You’d have to be tested within a couple days of consumption to detect it. THC and it’s metabolites, however, bind with fats in your body and stick around for much longer, especially so for regular and chronic users. A single dose can be reliably detected more than a week after consumption, with chronic use detectable for months after the last dose.
So, you’re saying you only need a little dose in order to fail the drug test?
So some very very light brownies would do, or?
That would be a win win. Theoretically.
Highly doubtful, the test isn’t a yes/no, it has a certain threshold you have to pass. If you never partake (so have no THC stored in your fat cells already) and just have a little, pretty good chance you won’t test positive
That’s the plot of the movie High School (2010). Decent stoner flick, Adrien Brody’s character is fun.
