An intercepted call reveals Russian soldiers saying they have no food or water at the front, and that they’re experiencing rapid weight loss and collapsing logistics.
The New York Times headline for this will be Can Ukraine Keep Up With Russia’s Innovation In Frontline Culinary Tactics?
No worries.
I have watched many, many videos of Ukraine giving individual Russian soldiers a personalized drone for them to eat.
They never go hungry after that.
Give a man a meal, he’ll be fed for a day. Give a man a meal of high explosives, he’ll be fed for life. (Your joke only traditionally structured.)
Youve heard of meals on wheels, now there’s meals on rotors