The New York Times headline for this will be Can Ukraine Keep Up With Russia’s Innovation In Frontline Culinary Tactics?

Have they tried not being Russian frontline units?
Russia will reward those that complain about the food with a transfer to an assault brigade.
The life expectancy for Russian assault troops is something like 20 days. No more worries about starvation.
Have they tried not being Russian troops?
No worries.
I have watched many, many videos of Ukraine giving individual Russian soldiers a personalized drone for them to eat.
They never go hungry after that.
Give a man a meal, he’ll be fed for a day. Give a man a meal of high explosives, he’ll be fed for life. (Your joke only traditionally structured.)
Youve heard of meals on wheels, now there’s meals on rotors
Oh no! Anyways….
Making Daddy Vladdy proud, standing up to NATO.




