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Not sciency enough. Moths don’t know the word lamp. They do not crave lamp, because they do not know lamp.

To moth, there is only sun and moon. Lamp is sun and moon and sun and moon is lamp.

I like you. ;)

New kink unlocked.

The first edition of On the Origins of Species by charles Darwin didn’t originally sell well because he waxed poetically about “all life’s duty to please booty”. He also could be bothered with taxanomic nomenclature and called most creatures bootyus maximus.

“That bird has a curved beak!” His assistant would say. “But look at the curves on the other end. Thicc” would all too often be his reply.

Don’t use Facebook. Gotcha. Never have. Never will.

But not in a good way.

Rogue State says what?

Who needs research when you don’t have a future? - America

The entire world needs to deamericanize from their technosphere asap.

Would riding a cow help or hurt?

I just farted when I giggled at this. I feel shame.

“Lifetime”. Heh.

The word doesn’t mean what it used to.

With a mercenary death squad, probably.

Trump should confess the Epstein Island sins he comitted.

Oh, it’s most churches. And the GOP.

Foreign governments are feasting on the once secure data. I can’t imagine the self inflicted damage America has done to itself. I really can’t imagine what America’s enemies will do with this.

Snarf snarf!

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way.

Rule #1 for being one of the good guys: Don’t fuck with Wikipedia!

Edit: Ok, maybe not #1, that’s probably “don’t kill people”, but top 100 for sure.

Shart