transcription: women be like “where can i find a goth gf?” my sister in christ we killed the american shopping mall and the goth girls lost their natural habitat
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The idea that the only Habitat of the Goth is the American Shopping Mall is a misunderstanding, as it is the habitat of the American Mall Goth. Here’s some other places where you can find Goths:
- New Age/Witchcraft shops (The Witchy Goth).
- Metal bars/Nightclubs (The Metal/Tradgoth).
- Medieval/Victorian Old Towns (The Lesser European Dark Academic Goth, The Greater European General Goth)
- Second Hand Bookshops (The Greater European Dark Academic Goth).
- Museums (The Medieval Academic Goth).
- Glasgow Central Station (The Glaswegian Cathouse Goth, also sometimes hybridised with the Electric Trainspotter due to interbreeding).
the idea that goth girls are dependent on a consumerist habitat feels offensive
The goths are all at Affleck’s Palace, as they always will be.
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