thats-why-im-confused even the prince of saiyans thinks these mfs are goofy

  • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    8 months ago

    Heat makes things expand, so if you think about it global warming will just make our dicks bigger. ”But you’ll die!” Oh yeah, ever heard of corpse bloat, snowflake? Boom, even bigger dicks.

    • SchillMenaker [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      8 months ago

      Also I feel the need to clarify, for some reason I’ve been getting a lot of questions recently that should have been answered by my “It’s not gay to love big dicks” shirt, it is NOT gay to love big dicks.