• InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      3 days ago

      It would be awesome if in the bible - there was a passage involving a small hammerhead shark falling from the sky near a prophet. It would be so wacky yet the fundies would take it so very seriously as some kind of demonic omen. What does the small hammerhead shark falling from the sky actually mean???

      I googled and there are ospreys in Israel so it’s a shame it didn’t happen.

  • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    4 days ago

    this guy is so happy about it, how about a storm picks him up and throws him in the middle of the ocean 200 km off the coast?

  • WoodScientist [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    4 days ago

    I want to see the timeline where Steve Irwin was not only killed by a stingray, but by one falling from the sky. A man makes a career getting up close and personal with the most dangerous animals on Earth. Then he’s finally done in when one falls right on top of him in an event completely unrelated to his film work.