saved
Deep rectal itch
I counter with Bigby’s Vibrating Finger
It’s super effective!
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world has fainted.
Scoundrel! I cast Last Season Of Your Favorite Show Never Gets Made.
IVE FOUND YOU. TONIGHT YOU DIE
TIL
anal sex with a ribbed condom
Finally my calling.
Scratch n’ sniff
I SUMMON CARBRON THE TRICKSTER GOOD TO SWAP OUR BUTTHOLES
Oh sweet I’m a virgin again
Rectal can itch?
In DnD, nearly anything is possible. So why not this? ¯\(ツ)/¯
I cast Mage Hand and scratch it then.
Jk, I don’t cast Mage Hand.
I, as a mage, just use my hand.
“Mage Hand”.
I cast Swamp Ass!
*Grandma preps her toolkit*
Suddenly that itch isn’t so bad after all… now that you really think about it. “It’s fine grandma…false alarm.”
Scratch it with a cucumber and then throw the cucumber at you.
Scratch it with a cucumber then take a big bite of said cucumber while maintaining Gowron levels of eye contact.
Nat 20 Intimidation Check
I follow with “fingers are fish hooks”
Not to get political or anything, but is this castable with a radius? Like say if we wanted to AOE a certain godawful parliamentary body.
