Finally, the world begins to heal
I thought it was weird they were implying femboys can’t be straight, so I went to investigate. What they mean is that men who identify as heterosexual are finding themselves attracted to femboys and intentionally seeking pornography featuring them.
I’m more confident than ever in my hypothesis that bi/pan is secretly the most common sexuality.
So the headlines could read
" _stright_men are in femboys according to recent survey"
I think it’s a bit of a double entendre, because it’s also referencing this specific part of the report:
As the stock of “femboys” rose, the fate of porn featuring “straight” guy porn has fallen. Searches for “straight” on PornhubGay tumbled nine spots to 19th place, just above “cruising” and two spots below “cute femboy.” (Notably, “straight guys first time” is still in the 6th spot, though it was knocked out of the top five.)
So “straight” guys are “out” as a gay porn category and femboys are “in”.
Meanwhile my taste In women: muscle mommies.
Please explain.
Femboys can enjoy muscle mommies.
I think humanity just gets bored and wants what isn’t immediately in front of us. We’re bored of muscly men and tiny women so we want some tiny men and muscly women now. Makes sense to me.
HELL YEAH :3





