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minus-squareChloé 🥕@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 months agooooh, i need to check mine too! i wonder what my genealogy tree looks li- why are there so few people?
minus-squareotacon239@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 months agoIf your family tree does not branch, you might be a redneck.
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoYour family tree is a wreath
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoIf you go back enough generations, nobody’s family tree branches.
minus-squareotacon239@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoWell, duh. After the flood, we all came from Noah’s family.
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoFundamentalist? Wondering where all the women Cain and Abel married came from? Don’t think about how ancient sources didn’t always bother listing female children! Just don’t!
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoFoxworthy’s exact words were, “If your family tree does not fork.”
minus-squareClent@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoTime travel. It’s just one small paradoxical loop. You fucked yourself into existence.
oooh, i need to check mine too! i wonder what my genealogy tree looks li- why are there so few people?
If your family tree does not branch, you might be a redneck.
Your family tree is a wreath
If you go back enough generations, nobody’s family tree branches.
Well, duh. After the flood, we all came from Noah’s family.
Fundamentalist? Wondering where all the women Cain and Abel married came from?
Don’t think about how ancient sources didn’t always bother listing female children! Just don’t!
Foxworthy’s exact words were, “If your family tree does not fork.”
Time travel. It’s just one small paradoxical loop. You fucked yourself into existence.
Here are your results: