Well, it’s not like they need to carry their own luggage
The royal family also travels with a spare sex slave in case the current one dies.
Prince Andrew keeps two at his summer cottage chained up just incase they try to run away again.
Redundancy is so important that they keep a spare spare sex slave and assorted collection of anal beads.
Common misconception, they don’t actually take their sex slaves with them, they acquire new ones at their destination.
It’s always in storage, in islands all over.
Love hearing facts about the rich!
A blue one is also totally suitable for a funeral, just ask Donnie Orangeutan, he knows all about style and dignity. /s
Quickest way to get Trump in a black suit is to start calling him “poor” and note that he doesn’t have a big enough entourage or money to also have a black suit. Reverse psychology works well on him and comparing him to others.
Their business is being on show. Not having a black outfit in case of a relative dying or some period of national mourning would be a case of you-had-one-job.
Trump clearly doesn’t, he came to Pope’s funeral in blue suite…
To be fair, he probably only has one suit that fits his fat ass. Not to mention the others are covered in bronzer stains.
They read that that book about manifesting what you want and ever since it’s been knives out.
