• llama@midwest.social
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      8 months ago

      Because they (old guys) come out of the pool and put their swimming trunks in the centrifuge things to dry and then they take like an hour to get ready.

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      8 months ago

      Some people poop naked. I do.

      It all started as a kid when I accidentally dipped my T-shirt in the toilet (it was the 90s, so everyone’s clothes were baggy and oversized then). So from that day on the shirt had to go.

      Then in another incident, urine accidentally spilled over the bowl into my underwear, so from that day on the pants had to go as well.

      It’s been decades; clothes fit properly and I now know how to aim. But the habit never went away.

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          8 months ago

          How high does their toilet water go??? An oversized t-shirt dipping into the water? Urine spilling over into your underpants?

          I am frankly appalled hearing this information. Either they’re living in a bizzaro wacky world or OP uses the toilet in an extraordinary fashion.

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            8 months ago

            Jnco era was not natural, that explains the shirt. Wee wee is tiny and points under the raised seat. Commenter must hold said wee wee down to keep it from spraying from under the seat. Leaning forward is not enough, commenter is shaped in a way that makes wee wee aim up.

            :p

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              8 months ago

              Commenter revealed in a separate post that wee wee so small it points up over the seat. Has to push it down with thumbnail to keep aim downward.

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                8 months ago

                :p knew it.

                I had a cousin who pissed on himself regularly from small wiener problems when we were kids.

                I feel bad about the bullying now, but his dad had a knee dangler and we used to say he took after his mom.

                Every new toilet he used ended with wet pants.