>be with family last weekend
>little 5 year old cousing playing with MLP toys in the living room
>announces we are all invited to the wedding
>aunt asks who's getting married
>fluttershy and applejack
>aunt says "They can't get married"
>cousin is distraught "why not!?"
>aunt says "because girls can't marry other girls"
>cousin is angry "who says?"
>aunt "god says"
>cousin "then I'm going to worship satan"
fucking awesome, lemme tell you
Sorry, that’s my weekly allotment of pixels
Fake and gay for obvious reasons, but also based af.
it’s easy to detect fake stories because of how they are but yes, based.
Fluttershy and Applejack can’t get married because Rainbow Dash loves Applejack.
20000 words fanfic with NSFW content or it didn’t happen
only 435?
I’m disappointed with you, internet
here you go: Fimfiction Applejack x Raindow Dash
Fluttershy and Applejack can’t get married because Fluttershy is a pegasus and Applejack is an Earth pony :P
Applejack is completely wrong for Fluttershy. Fluttershy deserves so much better. An earth pony? No. She deserves a goddess!
Plus Applejack and Rainbow Dash being married is loosely confirmed in the series finale where they come in together and look at each other.
There are also about 450,000 other gods to choose from, and about 5 are the same monotheistic source of evil that humans have used as a scapegoat to kill each other over. Western modernist Christianity is literally the English cuisine of religions.
If you look at the Torah (or old testament) it explicitly says there are tons of other gods, Jews and Christians just choose to only serve one.
Wow that’s an exceptionally savage comment. Fantastic stuff L_L!
This is a manufactured fake greentext. Some kind of CIA psyop to whitewash 2011 4chan as somehow pro LGBTQ or chill with My Little Pony. I mean there’s nothing necessarily wrong with that, it’s just kind of ridiculous to try and act like this comes from 2011.
So you’re saying it is fake, and gay?
4chan always had an lbgtq community. Somehow.
People judge 4chan by /b
It has always had wholesome bits too
There’s actually a /MLP/ board on 4chan. There aren’t a lot of fandoms that have their own separate board, but they made that one because people were pony-posting all over the other message boards.
Mental Liberation Party
I do love playing with my Mental Liberation Party toys!
Are we talking about the Enlightened Ones from Lunacid?
I had to look that up. So yes, we are!
Multilayer Perceptron toys?
My little pony I think.
I like their idea.
hail satan!
I heard Tenacious D when I read this.
