- cross-posted to:
- absurdity@lemmy.cafe
- cross-posted to:
- absurdity@lemmy.cafe
Oh really?
Then let’s accelerate climate change. I won’t let those green fuckers win
That’s right! Besides food, clothing, housing, tools, weapons, erosion control, and beauty, what have the plants ever done for us?
Medicine. A lot of plants are used in medicine as well. Asprin came from tree bark.
Okay. Food, clothing, housing, tools, weapons, erosion control, beauty, oxygen, and medicine. But other than that, what have the plants ever done for us?
Brought peas?
drugs
Also oxygen…
Won’t the extra CO2 just help the heartier plants (weeds) take over?
Another Sapiens reader. Look, I don’t care how uppity those maize are – there’s no way they trained us into cultivating them, we slaughtered their brothers and sisters and kept only the tamer, weaker, fatter renditions that we could use for our own means. If that benefits them, then they’re psychopaths.
Corn is not sentient, and I will die on this hill!
I feel like I heard this perspective elsewhere…it may have been The Hidden Life of Trees by Peter Wohlleben. Which I really enjoyed, myself.
But everyone knows that the kingdom that’s really in charge is the fungi.
Well, you must be a real fungi at parties.
Corn is the vegetation equivalent of a cubicle dweller.
Ah, but you forget, Maizen have a collective identity, so stalks think nothing of sacrificing their individual lives for the good of the whole.
if they compete for sunlight and happily smother their brethren in this fruitful pursuit, then they’re no better than us at chucking each other under the bus in the name of this so called collective ‘progress’
So what you’re saying is, maize domesticated us, but it’s also sociopathic and generally evil, and probably believes in eugenics with a side of racism.
This is why I don’t eat edibles lol.
This is my tune, not only biocentric, but also a very healthy dose of anti-anthropocentric. A species traitor, if you allow me to be as bold.
I really don’t think that talk about humans being the god on earth, center of the universe, with a metaphysical excuse to exploit everything around us is doing wonders to our health nor long term survival… And obviously the “sapiens” of our epithet is only there because we gave it ourselves chef’s kiss
Why?
Because it amuses me. Next time I’ll make sure you are okay with me having fun before posting anything.
No way - this needs way more pixels…
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to be removed. Like, I can still read the letters here and everything!?:-P
What? Why does no one in the comments mention that plants don’t decompose dead bodies? This statement is just utterly wrong.
Nowhere does it say that plants decompose bodies. It says they consume us after we’ve been decomposed.
I misread, thanks for clarifying :)