The person(s) sitting closest to the corpse should get to decide whether it is an emergency.

10mm ammo is a real thing, tho

I dread this constantly.

A few months back I used self-checkout for a cart of groceries and instead of getting out my wallet to pay, I just got distracted and walked away…

When I got home, I was putting the groceries away and suddenly realized I didnt remember paying. Panic attack time. I was so sure of this that I called my wife at work and asked her what to do (I am not able to be rational when panicked.)

So I drive back to the store and tell the Customer Service desk that I think I walked off without paying. They literally didnt believe me, but humored me after I insisted. Eventually they located the Store Manager. 30 seconds after she showed up, she had my order pulled up, confirmed it was me and then had me swipe my card.

That whole thing could have gone much worse in any number of other ways. This kind of shit happens to me all the time. Eventually I will end up dead or in jail because of this shit.

Fuck off. This community literally has just the one rule.

I rolled my foot and it created a compound fracture of that 5th metatarsal… since it still hurts in bad weather 30 years later, 5/7 would not recommend.

Right, because all the Popes from Europe were so progressive.

Yeap. Death’s-head hawkmoth

Right, then. Sleep now; Marius burgers on the morrow.

You’d be right. OGLAF tends to have several layers of joke, most of them vulgar and absurd.

It is archaic usage. Think the roaring 20s.

There are a number of things that are legal here in the US, which would count as corruption in other places.

My Uncle.

Trick question. These are all terrible, therefore I will eat with my fingers.

It is so bad that there is literally a publication of frequently confused drug names (pdf).

All I did was use CAPS and spaces. My client doesnt show it in a different font. I am using the latest Thunder client. I will check tesseract later.

P R I O R I T I E S

Most of that list is attainable if you make good money like that person likely does… and choose to prioritize those things.

Imagine the wars.

Oooh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I’m My Own Grandpa! Let’s get the hell out of here already! Screw history!

Peas are just seeds, so call it seed milk.

They are probably betting they will make more money from businesses. I.e., actual pros, vs prosumer.

I do like my Synology NAS I bought 10 yrs ago, but these days there are more and better alternatives for people who dont really need to pay for the support and stability.