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LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 months ago

Thank god "shit" is censored

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Thank god "shit" is censored

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LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 months ago
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    6 months ago

    be 20 y/o permavirgin

    I was 22 when I had my first time. Never considered myself a permavirgin.

    Happy the poster found happiness for the following reasons:

    a) he got laid

    b) he’s no longer a virgin

    c) he found happiness

    d) he found someone to love and that loves him back

    e) there are two more people happy in the world

    but, holy turtle on a skateboard, am I really happy for having one less doofus complaining of being alone.

    Bring on the hate! I love you all!

    • SitD@lemy.lol
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      😍 we love you too dude

      • TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world
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        6 months ago

        OMG, are y’all dating now?

        • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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          5 months ago

          It’s complicated

  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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    It’s actually easy to get laid, turns out you just have to not be afraid of people (which I am)

    • Acters@lemmy.world
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      Yeah I’m super scared too, emotions freak me out

  • intensely_human@lemm.ee
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    enterprise resource planning??

  • stebo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    20 years of virginity are rookie numbers, I’m getting those wizard powers at 30

  • LuckyPierre@lemm.ee
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    Aww, that’s sweet. A real modern day love story.

  • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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    Aggravated I can’t find that feminization pipeline image that’s like ‘gay, super gay, mega gay, ultra gay… straight.’

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      Here you go:

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