2nd panel: Wife taking a shit, me standing right next to her “Check out this meme.” “Heh.”

Meh going on 20 years together, we keep the farts outside and the bathroom door shut.

Of course in that time we’ve seen it all, such as helping the other during a terrible flu or post surgery or food poisoning. It’s not like poop doesn’t happen, we just don’t make it “normal” to do bathroom stuff in front of each other.

Some privacy works for us

I hate that you can’t see the door from the toilet in this