Anon messed up not removing a couple of ribs beforehand
While being a fat fuck.
I mean, it’s all relative to the size of your steeple
Classmate in 7th grade while warming up for gym class stretched easily that way. One kid made the offhand comment “Hey, you can suck your own dick!” and flexible kid immediately yelled “SHUT UP!”. Which told us all he’d done it.
If I could suck my own dick, I wouldn’t ever leave the house.
Pairs well with a choking fetish
For the curious, I did know someone who said they could do it. We didn’t have long conversations about it or anything but he said all you need to know.
“It’s more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.”
Sounds like a win win. Maybe I should work on getting more flexible.
Hey, aim for the moon, if you miss you still hit the stars! Or something.
Just please, please take it slow and stretch a LOT and don’t force it, you can seriously maim your back if you force it. There’s probably some yoga exercises you can look up online.
Makes perfect sense! Like doing 69. Mouth grabs attention over genitals.
Is that something other men want to do? Even my dog had no interest in it and he was easily flexible enough.
You shouldn’t get your dog to suck your dick, no matter how flexible the dog is.
They say it’s more like sucking a dick vs getting a bj apparently.
It’s about fifty fifty.
Yes. I know peeps and it’s apparently awesome.
I mean I heard a kid broke his neck trying back in the late 90s
Back, not neck.
… I’m told.
Wanna be hip? Gotta suck your own dick.
Suckin that dick at an egregerious angle
I really do this shit
This shit ain’t nothing to me man
